Hextol
Culinary arts leave me with egg all over my face
Published 27 November 2008
AM I the only man alive not the slightest bit interested in cooking?
Playtime is just grand with Genghis Khan and his girls
Published 20 November 2008
HAVE you ever woken with a start in the early hours of the morning, with the inescapable feeling you are not alone?
It’s all aboard the train for a trip down memory lane
Published 13 November 2008
I DID something I have been meaning to do for a long while on Friday – I went from Hexham to Newcastle on the train.
Killjoys take the bang out of Bonfire Night
Published 6 November 2008
WHAT A desperately dull affair Bonfire Night has become in these Nanny State times.
Consternation at the checkout after week of hell
Published 30 October 2008
HAVE you ever had one of those weeks when you wish you had been confined to bed for seven days?
Uncovering the mysteries of the mobile phone
Published 23 October 2008
After a long and determined rearguard action, which saw me presented with two second-hand phones, neither of which I have ever used, I now finally have a mobile phone of my very own.
Shortcomings exposed on weekend fishing trip
Published 9 October 2008
I HAVE been a little miffed of late by the increasing number of people who assume I am on the verge of retirement.
Easy pickings for the raptors on the Costa Lotto
Published 2 October 2008
ONE of the beauties of going to Spain is that everyone speaks English.
My better half sniffs out a mystery in the loft
Published 25 September 2008
IF she wasn’t already fully employed looking after me, Mrs Hextol would have been a wonderful asset to any police force.
Nature had its way of teaching us how to have fun
Published 18 September 2008
WHEN did anyone last see an oak apple?
The light goes out on my saturated thingymabob
Published 11 September 2008
MIGHT I take this opportunity to tender my apologies to anyone I may have overtaken at an unseemly lick the other day?
Bazaar behaviour has a time-honoured tradition
Published 4 September 2008
IN ALL my four decades working on the Courant, I have never known a story grip the attention of the national and international press as much as Tynedale Council’s bid to gag the barkers on Hexham Market.
When it comes to electronics I’m a real washout
Published 28 August 2008
WE bid a fond farewell to an old and faithful friend this week.
Flushed and bothered about the lights going out
Published 21 August 2008
IF YOU are easily offended. might I suggest you skip this column this week, as I intend to touch upon a matter of some delicacy?
All was fun at the fair . . . then disaster struck!
Published 14 August 2008
NOW I don’t want to give the impression that I am always on holiday, but I happened to be at a well known caravan park in the north of the county the other week.
Hairy recollections from my unfashionable past
Published 7 August 2008
I WAS casting through some ancient family photographs the other day, and was struck by the lack of sartorial elegance of myself and my brother in the 1950s.
My hopes of a perfect Cheshire cheese crumbled
Published 31 July 2008
ONE of my great regrets in life is that I have never been very good at complaining.
When my battered body came to a grinding halt
Published 24 July 2008
I HAVE overcome some pretty nasty injuries in my time.
Why do things vanish like smoke before my eyes?
Published 17 July 2008
THE other week I was writing about my desire to have the power to make myself invisible at appropriate moments.
Education left me well schooled in corporal punishment!
Published 11 July 2008
AT the risk of attracting squeals of outrage from the chalk face, don’t you feel sorry for Tynedale’s school teachers?
